We need to talk.

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[....It's not that Conan doesn't appreciate being tall- and it's not that he doesn't like boobs. Because well, he is actually 17 not that many people know that- but being a teenage boy he does have that 'ooh look! Boobies!' reflex but not while they are ON HIM. And especially not when it isn't HIS body and even then he'd probably be even less ( Read more... )

Oi. Nothing ate you, right?

[Sarcasm. You can practically feel it]

Oh, this will end well.

[Here's one of the unaffected manor residents- that doesn't mean he's not concerned-]

Everyone is my size now! What happened? [Probably the author but it's good to make sure the poison wasn't involved. He clicks off the feed and starts off in search of all those that know about the shrinking escapade]

[Conan is sitting at a cafe with a glass of juice and book propped open you may notice that, it's actually not Sherlock Holmes. Please bother him.]

[Conan is curled up in an arm chair with his favorite book (Sherlock Holmes: Sign of Four)-go ahead. bother him.]

Everyone!

I'm really sorry but I broke the knob off the heater so it's stuck- which, I could reattach but it rolled away and I can't find it- so you guys might want to wear something for warmer temperatures!

((Conan has taken the knob on the thermostat and will be handing it over to Kuroba Kaito. Sorry B, your way of moving about the manor has ( Read more... )

Maybe your inability to leave us to our job is a result of boredom- so here's a riddle for you to solve.

When you think you have the answer lock it in a reply to this.

If you wear glasses in a light rain and run from the door to your vehicle the inside of your glasses will get wet while the outside is relatively dry-- explain why this happens.